FOR THE SKI TRIP WITH THE CREW
ON THE SLOPES YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME. EXCEPT YOU.
The ski mask with a grandpa's face that goes under your helmet. Pull it on in 5 seconds and someone in every lift line asks where you got it.
FACESKI Ski Mask
US$29.95
- Actually warm: fleece lining that covers face, neck and ears from the chairlift wind.
- Fits under your helmet: thin stretch fabric, no bulky seams on top.
- Goggles sit right over it: the eye opening is goggle-shaped.
- A life-size face printed into the fabric: from the next chairlift they don't see a mask, they see a grandpa.
CHOOSE YOUR BUNDLE
Fits 56–58 cm headsINCLUDED IN YOUR BUNDLE
- Free shippingFREE
- Touchscreen glovesFilm the reactions without taking them offFREE · US$11.95 value
- Mystery faceA random face from the collectionFREE · US$29.95 value
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- Laugh Guarantee30 days or your money back
- Ships in 2–4 daysWith a tracking number
- Secure paymentCard, PayPal and Shop Pay
THE PROBLEM
PULL UP THE PHOTOS FROM YOUR LAST SKI TRIP.
Black helmet. Mirrored goggles. Black balaclava up to the nose.
Five friends in the shot and no way to tell who's who. It goes to the group chat, two likes, and nobody opens it again.
And the usual ways to make it funny don't survive a single run:
- The inflatable costume. It catches on the chairlift bar and you can't even turn.
- The latex Halloween mask. Your helmet won't close over it and you're sweating in ten minutes.
- The novelty hat. It's either the hat or the helmet.
- The patterned balaclava. It's fine. But nobody turns to look.
You don't need a costume. You need a face.
WHAT ARE YOU TAKING TO THE SLOPES?
| FACESKI | Inflatable costume | Latex mask | Plain balaclava | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fits under a helmet | ✓ | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| You can actually ski in it | ✓ | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Keeps you warm (fleece lined) | ✓ | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Covers face and neck from the wind | ✓ | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
| People turn to look | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✗ |
| Fits in your pocket | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ | ✓ |
HOW IT WORKS
THREE THINGS THAT MAKE IT MORE THAN A COSTUME
1Warm like your usual balaclava
Fleece lining that covers face, neck and ears. Stretchy, for 56–58 cm heads: on in one pull, 5 seconds, no zips, no velcro.
2Helmet and goggles go on top
No bulky seams on top, so your helmet closes like it would over any balaclava. The opening is goggle-shaped: your goggles cover the edge and the face looks complete.
3The face won't crack
It's sublimation printed: the ink goes inside the fibre instead of sitting on top like a sticker. That's why you can stretch it without the print cracking.
WHAT THE CHAIRLIFT SEES
Ride up alone. Ride down with four new friends.
PICK YOUR FACE
Seven faces to choose from. The Crew Pack comes with an extra mystery one, on us.
NO RISK
THE LAUGH GUARANTEE
Try it for 30 days. If nobody laughs on your first run, message us and we'll refund you. And you don't need to send it back: keep it.
Choose my bundleFOR YOUR NEXT TRIP
PICK YOUR FACE. GRAB THE BUNDLE.
Bundles of 2 and 3 ship free with touchscreen gloves included. The 3-pack also gets a mystery face.
QUESTIONS, ANSWERED
Does it really fit under a helmet?+
Yes. The fabric is thin and stretchy with no bulky seams on top, so your helmet closes like it would over any ski balaclava.
Is it warm?+
Yes. It's fleece lined and covers your face, neck and ears, which is where the cold gets in on the chairlift.
Will my goggles fog?+
The fabric is thin and breathable, so you breathe through it. As with any balaclava, seat your goggles firmly over the edge of the opening so air doesn't travel up.
Will it fit me?+
It's made for heads of 56–58 cm around, the average adult size. Measure with a tape just above your ears. If you're outside that range, message us before ordering.
Will the face crack or fade?+
It won't crack because the ink is inside the fibre (sublimation), not on top. To keep it sharp: wash cold, no fabric softener, don't iron it.
When will it arrive?+
In 2–4 business days, with a tracking number. If it's for a trip or a gift with a date, order with some margin.
What if I'm not convinced?+
You're covered by the Laugh Guarantee: 30 days to try it. If it's not for you, message us and we'll refund you.
Does it work as a gift?+
It's one of the few gag gifts that gets used afterwards: on the snow, on the motorbike or at a costume party. It arrives in a 15 × 10 cm package, easy to wrap.